"If we wait until we're ready, we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives."
-Lemony Snicket, The Ersatz Elevator (2001)
Zsuzi was born in Sacramento, at a hospital near a local theater that performs frequent shadowcasts of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. She is one shady bitch, which is why she always walks around with headphones in, pretending that she's not paying any attention. However, she's usually paying a lot of attention, and listening intently to those around her.
Nathan Lane is her spirit animal.
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Zsuzi's Favorite Sayings
- "Yass bitch!"
- "I'm too tired."
- "Oh noes, baby, what is you doin'?"
- "Fat bitches need love too, Craig."
- "Bitch me too, the fuck?"